It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
is it fun? or sober?
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