I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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