i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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