Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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