i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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