We're like a lot better than the average bears
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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