just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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