The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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