fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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