We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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