i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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