She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's shark week go big or go home
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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