this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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