He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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