I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think people are normalizing furries
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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