he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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