handjob tips. give me some.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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