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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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