And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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