we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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