i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
