I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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