I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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