you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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