My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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