i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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