what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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