just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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