Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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