everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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