He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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