i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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