Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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