Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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