whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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