The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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