I think I am morally bankrupt
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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