Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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