Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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