why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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