They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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