i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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