I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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