I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
