I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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