i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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