yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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