So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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