You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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