I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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