What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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