ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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