Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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