You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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