What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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