I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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